Wednesday, December 10, 2014

CHRISTMAS DAY 10 - HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS

How the Grinch Stole Christmas is a charming children’s Christmas book by Theodor "Dr. Seuss" Geisel. Long before Jim Carey and Ron Howard did their movie, there was the cartoon version (featuring the voice of Boris Karloff) that’s nearly as old as I am (it came out in 1966). But the book, the poem goes back even further.
   Dr. Seuss began work on How the Grinch Stole Christmas around the beginning of 1957. He had recently completed The Cat in the Hat (also 1957) and was in the midst of founding Beginner Books with Phyllis and Bennett Cerf and his wife, Helen Palmer Geisel. Helen, who had ongoing medical problems and had suffered a small stroke in April 1957, acted as an unofficial editor, as she had with previous Dr. Seuss books. Geisel wrote the book quickly and was mostly finished with it within a few weeks. According to some, "It was the easiest book of his career to write, except for its conclusion." Dr. Seuss himself said, "I got hung up getting the Grinch out of the mess. I got into a situation where I sounded like a second-rate preacher or some biblical truisim... Finally in desperation... without making any statement whatever, I showed the Grinch and the Whos together at the table, and made a pun of the Grinch carving the 'roast beast.' ... I had gone through thousands of religious choices, and then after three months it came out like that."
   The book debuted in December 1957, in both a book and magazine version. This fabulous author of children’s books never won the Caldecott Medal nor Newberry Medal – two of the highest honors for children’s literature. Nor did he and his wife ever have any children of their own. He dedicated the book “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” to Theodor "Teddy" Owens, the one-year-old son of his niece, Peggy Owens.

HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS
by Dr. Seuss

Every Who down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot…
But the Grinch, who lived just north of Who-ville, did NOT!
The Grinch hated Christmas!  The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don’t ask why.  No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
But,
Whatever the reason,
His heart or his shoes,
He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Whos,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every Who down in Who-ville beneath
Was busy now, hanging a mistletoe wreath.
“And they’re hanging their stockings!” he snarled with a sneer.
“Tomorrow is Christmas!  It’s practically here!”
Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,
I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!”
For, tomorrow, he knew….all the Who girls and boys
Would wake bright and early.  They’d rush for their toys!
And then!  Oh, the noise!  Oh, the Noise!  Noise!  Noise!  Noise!
That’s one thing he hated!  The NOISE!  NOISE!  NOISE!  NOISE!
Then the Whos, young and old, would sit down to a feast.
And they’d feast!  And they’d feast!
And they’d FEAST!  FEAST!  FEAST!  FEAST!
They would feast on Who-pudding, and rare Who-roast-beast
Which was something the Grinch couldn’t stand in the least!
And THEN they’d do something he liked least of all!
Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.
They’d stand hand-in-hand.  And the Whos would start singing!
They’d sing!  And they’d sing!  AND they’d SING!  SING!  SING!  SING!
And the more the Grinch thought of this Who-Christmas-Sing,
The more the Grinch thought, “I must stop this whole thing!
“Why, for fifty-three years I’ve put up with it now!
“I MUST stop this Christmas from coming…but HOW?”
Then he got an idea!  An awful idea!
THE GRINCH GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
“I know just what to do!”  The Grinch laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, “What a great Grinchy trick!
“With this coat and this hat,  I look just like Saint Nick!”
“All I need is a reindeer……”
The Grinch looked around.
But, since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Grinch..?
No!  The Grinch simply said,
“If I can’t find a reindeer, I’ll make one instead!”
So he called his dog, Max.  Then he took some red thread
And he tied a big horn on the top of his head.
THEN
He loaded some bags and some old empty sacks
On a ramshackle sleigh and he hitched up old Max.
Then the Grinch said, “Giddap!” and the sleigh started down
Toward the homes where the Whos lay a-snooze in their town.
All their windows were dark.  Quiet snow filled the air.
All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care
When he came to the first little house on the square.
“This is stop number one,” the old Grinchy Claus hissed
And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.
Then he slid down the chimney.  A rather tight pinch.
But, if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue
Where the little Who stockings all hung in a row.
“These stockings,” he grinned, “are the first things to go!
Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room, and he took every present!
Pop guns!  And bicycles!  Roller skates!  Drums!
Checkerboards!  Tricycles!  Popcorn!  And plums!
And he stuffed them in bags.  Then the Grinch, very nimbly,
Stiffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimbley!
Then he slunk to the ice box.  He took the Whos’ feast!
He took the Who-pudding!  He took the roast beast!
He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash.
Why, that Grinch even took their last can of Who-hash!
Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.
“And NOW!” grinned the Grinch, “I will stuff up the tree!”
And the Grinch grabbed the tree, and he started to shove
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and he saw a small Who!
Little Cindy-Lou Who, who was not more than two.
The Grinch had been caught by this tiny Who daughter
Who’d got out of bed for a cup of cold water.
She stared at the Grinch and said, “Santy Claus, why,
“Why are you taking our Christmas tree?  WHY?”
But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
“Why, my sweet little tot,” the fake Santy Claus lied,
“There’s a light on this tree that won’t light on one side.
“So I’m taking it home to my workshop, my dear.
“I’ll fix it up there.  Then I’ll bring it back here.”
And his fib fooled the child.
Then he patted her head
And he got her a drink and he sent her to bed.
And when Cindy-Lou Who went to bed with her cup,
HE went to the chimney and stuffed the tree up!
Then the last thing he took was the log for their fire!
Then he went up the chimney, himself, the old liar.
On their walls he left nothing but hooks and some wire.
And the one speck of food that he left in the house
Was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.
THEN
He did the same thing to the other Whos’ houses
Leaving crumbs much too small for the other Whos’ mouses!
It was quarter past dawn….
All the Who’s, still a-bed,
All the Who’s, still a-snooze when he packed up his sled,
Packed it up with their presents!  The ribbons!  The wrappings!
The tags!  And the tinsel!  The trimmings!  The trappings!
Three thousand feet up!  Up the side of Mt. Crumpit,
He rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it!
“Pooh-Pooh to the Whos!” he was grinch-ish-ly humming.
“They’re finding out now that no Christmas is coming!
“They’re just waking up!  I know just what they’ll do!
“Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
“Then the Whos down in Who-ville will all cry BOO-HOO!
 “That’s a noise,” grinned the Grinch, “that I simply MUST hear!”
So he paused.  And the Grinch put his hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
It started in low.  Then it started to grow…
But the sound wasn’t sad!
Why, this sound sounded MERRY!
It couldn’t be so!
But it WAS merry!  Very!
He stared down at Who-ville!  The Grinch popped his eyes!
Then he shook!  What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small,
Was singing!  Without any presents at all!
He HADN’T stopped Christmas from coming!
IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
And the Grinch, with his grinch-feet ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling:  “How could it be so?
“It came without ribbons!  It came without tags!
“It came without packages, boxes or bags!
And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before!
“Maybe Christmas,” he thought, “doesn’t come from a store.
“Maybe Christmas…..perhaps…..means a little bit more!”
And what happened then…..?
Well…….in Who-ville they say
That the Grinch’s small heart
Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his heart didn’t feel quite so tight,
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light
And he brought back the toys!  And the food for the feast!
And he….
…..HE HIMSELF……..!
The Grinch carved the roast beast!

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